A Car's Life 17 : Big Mother Fucking Rigs.

A Car's Life 17 : Big Mother Fucking Rigs is the hyped up 17th movie in the Car's Life Series. It is a sequel to the first movie, A Car's Life : Sparky's Big Adventure, which was a porn movie. This movie is one of the most hyped up movies of the universe.

Plot
Sparky is racing against his sister, Gracie, who has just turned 21 (Sparky is 35). His dad Fender enters and he tells Sparky that he needs to find a job. Sparky find a job at Mickey Mouse Island, he gets his ass kicked by Mickey. Sparky thinks he can go get a job at diesels strip club, but Officer Clutch (who was repossessed by Tyrone) arrested Diesel for real, so the place was shut down. Sparky doesn't know what to do anymore, so he decides to work at Mickey's Theatre, he gets his ass kicked AGAIN by Abandoned Mickey and Abandonded Mickey. Sparky plans to work as a judge as he was offered to in Car's Life 3. He is rejected, as they were actually joking. He then gets a job at Treasure Island (a rebrand of Mickey Mouse Island, and he gets his ass kicked AGAIN by Mickey and Mickey. Sparky loses hope, but, as hinted throughout the movie, Sparky goes to test out a new truck, the Big Rig. Sparky can't drive, but the truck can't crash. It goes through solid objects (except a helicopter, but Sparky doesn't know this) Mr. Rigs gives Sparky a Big Rig of his own, much to Sparky's joy. He insults Mr. Rigs, and he drives off to FRANKBURTS, but he also gets Cosofilms and they drive around a lot. Officer Clutch sees Sparky and Coby on a joyride, so he gets all the Mickey's (revealed to be Past Mickey, Abandoned Mickey, The Abandoned Face, MickMick, The Face), his friends, Josh, Maxh7, Fender, Norbert, Julia, Cutman, Dababy, Phil Swift, Popee, Kedamono, Papi, Hank, Sanford, Deimos, Tricky, Jebus, Auditor, Lightning McQueen, Luke, Tow Mater, Holly, Mr. Rigs, The Bullshit Man, The Angry Video Game Nerd, Stages 1-6 from EATEOT, Igor, Wario, Waluigi, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Bowser, Yoshi, Ashley, Rosalina, Donkey Kong, VIRUS, Bruno Gate, Joe, Toxic, Vasco, Baylor, Austin, Hally, Gage, Wyatt, Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Fredbear, Springbonnie, Fedetronic, and Lil Nas X to team up for a big war against Sparky and his friends. Needless to say, Sparky, Speedy, Gracie, Diesel, Cosofilms, Zipper, and Tow get their asses kicked, and they die.

Rating
Big Rigs/10

The best movie ever. Even better than A Spiders Web : A Rat Trap's Tale.

Trivia

 * This is the first appearance of Tow since Cars Life 4.
 * This is first appearance of EVERY FNAF GAME EVER IN CARS LIFE.
 * MickMick.
 * Kedamono.
 * Most of the guests in this movie have appeared in the other Cars Life Movies, and so now they are reoccuring characters!